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… brothers and sisters, dear friends of coffee. Your search is over - you finally reached the community of the FIRST CHURCH OF COFFEE. We would like to welcome you to the realms of the truly caffeine-minded and devoted followers of the black gold, have a cup and read on!
“The powers of a man’s mind are directly proportioned to the quantity of coffee he drinks.” (Sir James Mackintosh)
Our practices such as drinking coffee are means of changing oneself in order to develop the qualities of awareness, kindness, and wisdom. Caffeine has enlightened minds all over the world, by propagating a truthful, candid, and ingenious way of life. Our teachings are undogmatic, straightforward and practical. Thus the CHURCH OF COFFEE addresses itself to all people irrespective of arbitrary constructs like race, nationality or gender. It teaches practical methods (such as drinking coffee) which enable people to realise and utilise its teachings in order to transform their experience, to be fully responsible for their lives and to develop the qualities of wisdom and a caffeine mind.
“Ah! How sweet coffee tastes! Lovelier than a thousand kisses, sweeter far than muscatel wine!” (from J.S. Bach’s “Coffee Cantata,” 1732)
If you want to know about our basic ideas, please read the first mission statement here. In case you are a believing follower already, you can join the church right now: Follow this link… We provide the official “Church of Coffee”- blog for your convenience and since we like to keep things personal, you can have a look at the present heads of our movement if you like - brought to you in a steady growing set of trading cards. And because we’re confident about flat hierarchies and grassroot movements, you can become one of our heads as well! Right now we need prophets and preachers around the world to spread the caffeine wisdom. What about you being the cardinal or bishop of your area? Just let us know…
And now enjoy your time - have a cup of coffee! And never forget:
Coffee speed you now, in futurity and forever!
Praise the caffeine!
